ofmoonlightandthesun:

thecollectibles:

The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov

PLEASE TELL ME SHE REVIVES HIM AS A MERMAN!!!!

roachpatrol:
“o captain, my captain
”

roachpatrol:

o captain, my captain

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

wackd:

hannahblumenreich:

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

oh my god this is adorable

stereolights:
“ stereolights:
“ It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
”
im laughign remember when i made this post
”

stereolights:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

peachflavouredliptonicetea:

I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much

sagihairius:

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess