The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov
PLEASE TELL ME SHE REVIVES HIM AS A MERMAN!!!!
Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:
- We’re gonna dirty ice it
- EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
- This is my brother in law, Joey
- I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
- What a great reaction
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
im laughign remember when i made this post





